Funny Movie Quotes 

Finding Nemo:

Dory: “I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.”


The Incredibles 

Frozone: Honey?

Honey: What?

Frozone: Where’s my super suit?

Honey: What?

Frozone: Where is my super suit?

Honey: I uh – put it away.

Frozone: Where?

Honey: Why do you need to know?

Frozone: I need it!

Honey: Nuh uh! Don’t you think about running off to do some derrin’ do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Frozone: The public is in danger!

Honey: My evening’s in danger!

Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! We are talking the greater good!

Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest ‘good’ you are ever gonna get.


Inside Out

Dad’s Anger: Uh-oh, she’s looking at us. [Turns off TV] What did she say?

Dad’s Fear: Uh, sorry, sir, no one was listening.

Dad’s Anger: Is it garbage night? Uh, we left the toilet seat up! What? What is it, woman, what?!



Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?

Titan: This town isn’t big enough for two super-villians.

Megamind: Oh, you’re a villain all right. Just not a super one.

Titan: Yeah? What’s the difference?




Black Widow: “Loki is beyond reason.”                             

Thor:  “But he is of Asgard and my brother.”

Black Widow: “He’s  killed 80 people in two days.”

Thor: “He’s adopted.”


Despicable Me

Gru: “Who are you texting?”

Margo: “My  friend Avory.”

Gru: “A_Avory? Is it a girl’s name or a boy’s name?”

Margo: “Does it matter?”

Gru: “No, no! It doesn’t matter: 

Gru:”Unless i’ts a boy!!!”


Princess Bride


Is wot  brings us together today


That blessed awangmen

that dweam wifin a dweam”


Which of these were your favourite quotes?

What are  your favourite movie quotes?




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